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***************************************************************************************Hello, this is GOD.I make few bad creations but you are the worst monsterI ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.***************************************************************************************In a class,teacher asked: If i buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25,it's loss of profit ?pappu : Profit in rupees & loss in paise.***************************************************************************************A woman had triplets,she named them Mat,Pat & Tat.She fed Mat from left tit, pat from her right tit...Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat***************************************************************************************An independent study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crapin bed are reading dis message in their right hand !***************************************************************************************